Mammal March Madness
Mammal March Madness is an alternate March Madness tournament focusing on simulated combat between non-human mammals, instead of college basketball. The bracket is run by a team of evolutionary biologists, using science and probability to determine the outcomes of the fights. The goal of Mammal March Madness is to provide a fun and exciting way to spread scientific knowledge about the competing animals, as well as awareness for animal conservation.
History
March Mammal Madness dates back to 2013, when founder Katie Hinde discovered a Buzzfeed Animal Madness bracket online. She was disappointed to find it only contained 16 animals and that the outcomes were based solely on their cuteness, rather than science. In response she created Mammal March Madness, containing a 64 animal bracket with the goal of mixing fun narrated battles with scientific research of the many species involved.[2]
Katie Hinde, an assistant professor of human evolution at Harvard,[3] later brought in three other educators to help her organize the event. This includes assistant professor at Boston University School of Medicine Kristi Lewton, lecturer at Columbia University Joshua Drew, and assistant professor at Dominican University Christopher Anderson.[4] Together, they heavily research all of the combatants, using what they learn to provide an entertaining and informative experience.[2]
Bracket
The bracket itself is modeled after the NCAA championship, including an Elite Eight and a Final Four. The bracket is divided into four divisions, which change yearly.[3] The 64 animals are chosen and put into the various divisions based on their characteristics. In the 2015 bracket, the chosen divisions were Mighty Mini Mammals, Mythical Mammals, Critically Endangered Mammals, and Sexy Beasts. Mammals such as the dwarf mongoose and the Java mouse-deer were chosen for the Mighty Mini Mammals, while legendary beasts such as Ratatoskr and the Yeti battled it out in the Mythical Mammals.[4] The mammals compete against others in their division, eventually working their way down to the Final Four (one from each division), and finally the championship.
Battles
The battles are decided by a mix of scientific research, and an element of chance. Katie Hinde and the Mammal March Madness organizing team do in-depth research on the mammal contestants. Temperament, diet, social behavior, environment, size, and fight style are just a few of the factors that are taken into consideration.[3] After these factors are weighed against each other, Hinde and the rest determine probability of one animal defeating another. This is how they develop the seed, or rank, of each mammal. Then a 100 sided die is rolled with a determined percentage numbers attributed to each animal. This adds an element of chance, since out in nature nothing is 100% guaranteed. For the first round, each fight takes place in the environment of the higher seeded animal. After that, it is chosen at random.[5]
Combining research with an element of chance has led to some major upsets, just like with any sports bracket. In round one of the 2015 Mighty Mini Mammal division, the 14th-seeded numbat defeated the 3rd-seed quokka. The research is then used to create a narrative to explain the loss.[5] The narratives can range from a serious battle, to humorous happenstance. In 2014, research showed the pangolin to be the most trafficked animal on the planet. Before the match even began, the pangolin was captured by poachers and shipped away, forfeiting the fight.[6] Each round has a scheduled day and time, found on Katie Hinde's blog, Mammals Suck... Milk!.[6]
Instead of just announcing the winners, the written narratives are live-tweeted like the match was happening that very moment. Fans can follow along and tweet back using the designated Mammal March Madness hashtag, creating a fun and exciting atmosphere where people can learn about the animals they support.[3]
Past battle outcomes
All past battle outcomes and play by plays of the battles can be found on Mammals Suck… Milk!.
All tables begin with round two, after the first elimination. If no animals advanced the cell is grey, if the animal was the champion the cell is gold.[6][7]
2013
Divisions: Carnivores, Primates, Grazers and Browsers, and Hodge Podge
Division [6] | Round 2 | Sweet Sixteen | Elite Eight | Final Four | Semi-Finals | Champion |
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Carnivores | Tiger, honey badger, river otter, elephant seal, hyena, lion, leopard seal, polar bear | Honey badger, elephant seal, lion, polar bear | Elephant seal, polar bear | Elephant seal | ||
Primates | Gorilla, Hanuman langur, hamadryas, Anubis baboon, gelada, chimp, uakari, orangutan | Gorilla, Anubis baboon, chimp, orangutan | Gorilla, chimp | Gorilla | ||
Grazers/Browers | Elephant, oryx, tapir, bison, moose, hippo, elk, rhino | Elephant, bison, hippo, rhino | Elephant, hippo | Elephant | Elephant | Elephant[5] |
Hodge Podge | Kangaroo, platypus, armadillo, possum, flying fox, warthog, sloth, koala | Armadillo, kangaroo, warthog, sloth | Kangaroo, warthog | Warthog | Warthog |
Animals who did not advance to round two: ferret, wolverine, leopard, meerkat, coyote, fennec fox, Tasmanian devil, island fox, dik-dik, camel, wildebeest, gerenuk, reindeer, gazelle, giraffe, duiker, shrew, anteater, wombat, ground squirrel, capybara, sugar glider, red panda, tenrec, naked mole rat, dusky titi monkey, rhesus macaque, lemur catta, bush baby, capuchin, tamarin, red colobus, marmoset.[6]
2014
Divisions: Social Mammals, Marine Mammals, Who In The What Now, and Fossil Mammals
Division [6] | Round 2 | Sweet Sixteen | Elite Eight | Final Four | Semi-Finals | Champion |
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Social Mammals | Hyena. musk ox, hamadryas, mandrill, Ethiopian wolf, Tibetan macaque, African wild dogs, army ants | Hyena, African wild dogs, musk ox, army ants | Hyena, musk ox | Hyena | Hyena | Hyena[5] |
Marine Mammals | Orca, sea lion, walrus, humpback whale, bowhead whale, oceanic whitetip shark, dwarf sperm whale, polar bear | Polar bear, orca, humpback whale, oceanic whitetip shark | Orca, oceanic whitetip shark | Orca | Orca | |
Who In The What Now | Dhole, binturong, cassowary, caracal, saiga, wallaroo, fossa, babirusa | Babirusa, wallaroo, binturong, dhole | Babirusa, binturong | Babirusa | ||
Fossil Mammals | Mastodon, Paraceratherium, woolly rhino, short-faced bear, giant hyena (Pachycrocuta), sabertooth cat, giant ground sloth, Neanderthal | Mastodon, Paraceratherium, woolly rhino, giant ground sloth | Paraceratherium, mastodon | Paraceratherium |
Animals who did not advance to round two: titi monkey, dingo, meerkat, beaver, marmot, bush dog, hyrax, bandicoot, fisher, saki, Sunda colugo, pangolin, echidna, olinguito, mara, A. afarensis, A. sediba, dire wolf, aurochs, giant giraffid, megalania, rhino wombat, giant baboon, Godzilla platypus, sea otter, beluga whale, harbor seal, river dolphin, hooded seal, ringed seal, narwhal, manatee.[6]
2015
Divisions: Mighty Minis, Critically Endangered, Mythical Mammals, and Sexy Beasts
Division [6] | Round 2 | Sweet Sixteen | Elite Eight | Final Four | Semi-Finals | Champion |
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Mighty Minis | Fennec fox, desert rain frog, pygmy rabbit, tenrec, pygmy marmoset, numbat, Java mouse-deer, dwarf mongoose | Fennec fox, tenrec, numbat, dwarf mongoose | Tenrec, dwarf mongoose | Dwarf mongoose | Dwarf mongoose | |
Critically Endangered | Sumatran rhino, tenkile, Visayan warty pig, crested black macaque, Iberian lynx, Mediterranean monk seal, northern muriqui, tamaraw | Sumatran rhino, crested black macaque, Mediterranean monk seal, tamaraw | Sumatran rhino, tamaraw | Sumatran rhino | Sumatran rhino | Sumatran rhino[5] |
Mythical Mammals | Cath Palug, Unicorn, Rougarou, Yeti, Leucrocotta, Ratatoskr, Vanara Hanuman, Minotaur | Cath Palug, Yeti (now a Were-Yeti), Leucrocotta, Minotaur | Were-Yeti, Minotaur | Were-Yeti | ||
Sexy Beasts | Amphicyonidae, lion, Daeodon, brown bear, wolverine, Gigantopithecus, kangaroo, elephant seal | Amphicyonidae, brown bear, Gigantopithecus, elephant seal | Brown bear, elephant seal | Brown bear |
Animals who did not advance to round two: jerboa, bumblebee bat, tent-making bat, pygmy mouse lemur, least weasel, pygmy possum, quokka, social tuco-tuco, dormouse, Kanko, Pegasus, Pooka, Ichneumon, Water Horse, Greek Sphinx, Kishi, Colo Colo, yellow-bellied marmot, bighorn sheep, olive baboon, vervet monkey, bongo, koala, Irish elk, European hare, silver pika, black dorcopsis, cloud rat, Siau Island tarsier, Javan slow loris, riverine rabbit, saola, Sibree's dwarf lemur.[6]
2016
Divisions: Cold-Adapted Mammals, Mighty Giants, Mammal Mascots, and Mammals of the Nouns. For the mascot mammal bracket, the university and the mammal the mascot represents are linked separately. [8]
Mammals who did not advance to round two: lemming, snow monkey, caribou, snowshoe hare, Antarctic fur seal, stoat, vicuña, siberian chipmunk, Haverford squirrel, Schoolcraft College Ocelots, Santa Clara bronco, Penn State mountain lions, Lethbridge pronghorn, Naval Academy goat, Texas A&M javelina, Yale bulldog, Thor hero shrew, giant cloud rat, giant elephant shrew, giant otter shrew, greater dwarf lemur, giant armadillo, giant flying squirrel, giant mole rat, shrew of the water, viscacha of the mountain, rabbit of the volcano, pocket gopher of the mountain, dog of the prairie, baby of the bush, cat of the sand, vole of the bank [8]
References
Look up mammal march madness in Wiktionary, the free dictionary. |
- ↑ http://mammalssuck.blogspot.com/2016/02/mammal-march-madness-2016.html
- 1 2 Adam Cole (March 6, 2015). "Could A Quokka Beat A Numbat? Oddsmakers Say Yes". NPR.
- 1 2 3 4 Barbara Brotman (March 8, 2015). "Mammal March Madness is beloved animal version of NCAA championship". Chicago Tribune.
- 1 2 Peter Reuell (March 4, 2015). "Mammal March Madness". Harvard Gazette.
- 1 2 3 4 5 Kevin Hartnett (March 18, 2015). "Mammal March Madness: Imaginary death matches in the animal kingdom". The Boston Globe.
- 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Katie Hinde (February 16, 2015). "Mammal March Madness 2015". Katie Hinde's Blog: Mammals Suck... Milk!.
- ↑ Paul Heltzel (March 16, 2015). "Mammal March Madness: Fill Out Your Bracket". Discovery News.
- 1 2 http://mammalssuck.blogspot.com/2016/02/mammal-march-madness-2016.html