Two Guys and a Girl (season 3)

'Two Guys and a Girl (season 3)
Country of origin	United States
No. of episodes	24
Release
Original network	ABC
Original release	September 22, 1999 – April 26, 2000

The third series of Two Guys and a Girl first aired on September 22, 1999 and finished on April 26, 2000.

Episode list

No.	#	Title	Directed by	Written by	Original air date	Production code
36	1	"A New Hope" (Part 2)	Michael Lembeck	Kevin Abbott	September 22, 1999	3ABZ01
Sharon can't seem to give Johnny an answer at first but eventually comes out with "Yes, in theory" as it's obvious she's not sure about marrying him but doesn't want to hurt his feelings. Pete flies to Paris to get away from everything and gets hit by a car driven by a beautiful French woman that he later starts dating, even though she can't speak a word of English.
37	2	"Au Revoir, Pizza Place"	Michael Lembeck	Vince Calandra	September 29, 1999	3ABZ02
Pete returns from France with a new girlfriend, the woman who ran him over in Paris. He thinks he's in love with her until he finds out she is a racist. Berg feels old when a new employee calls him sir. He quits his job at the pizza place. Sharon realizes she really wants to marry Johnny. blink-182 guest star as themselves performing What's My Age Again naked at the pizza place
38	3	"Teacher's Pet Peeve"	Michael Lembeck	Mike Larsen	October 6, 1999	3ABZ03
After a conversation with Ashley, Pete becomes paranoid and thinks that Johnny is trying to kill him because he had feelings for Sharon. When Johnny finds out that Pete is afraid of him, he decides to have a little fun. Berg and Ashley start their medical residency, but when Berg switches rotations, his new supervisor rides him hard, making him help nurses do the filing and candy-striper work because she does not think he is taking the programme seriously and will not make a good doctor.
39	4	"Career Day"	Michael Lembeck	Rick Wiener	October 13, 1999	3ABZ04
Ashley's ex-husband plays a prank on Berg by making him believe that Ashley used to beat him. Pete tries to get Sharon a new job and in anticipation she quits her old job before finding out she didn't get the job.
40	5	"Sunday in the Apartment"	Leonard R. Garner Jr.	Donald Beck	October 20, 1999	3ABZ05
Sharon and Johnny fight over wedding plans, Berg and Ashley also fight and Pete runs into a crazy ex-girlfriend.
41	6	"Halloween 2: Mind over Body"	Leonard R. Garner Jr.	Kenny Schwartz	October 27, 1999	3ABZ06
A mad scientist switches Pete's brain with Ashley's brain and Berg's brain with Sharon's brain and the only who can help them is Johnny.
42	7	"Berg's New Roommate"	Michael Lembeck	Stevie Ray Fromstein	November 3, 1999	3ABZ07
Berg freaks out when he realizes that Ashley has moved in with him, and in fact they have been living together for over a month. Sick of having to wait for Ashley to get out of the bathroom in the mornings, Pete convinces Berg to ask her to move out. However he changes his mind when Ashley offers him more than her share of the rent, plus a date with the nurse of his choice if he lets her live there. With only one date available for a wedding in the church where Sharon and Johnny want to get married, they have to compete with another couple to prove that they are more ready to get married than them. They get the church after Sharon tells the priest a story about Johnny staying up all night talking her through a difficult time. However this causes conflict with Johnny, as the story was actually about her and Pete.
43	8	"Foul Play"	Michael Lembeck	Jennifer Celotta	November 10, 1999	3ABZ08
Berg and Ashley spend the weekend at his parents place to try and spice up their relationship. Pete introduces Sharon and Johnny to the Kama Sutra.
44	9	"Talking Turkey"	Ted Wass	Vince Calandra & Stevie Ray Fromstein	November 17, 1999	3ABZ10
Ashley invites a hobo over for Thanksgiving dinner and he gets the whole gang fighting with made up stories. Ashley moves in with Sharon and Johnny.
45	10	"Liver and Learn"	Ted Wass	Liz Sagal & Paige Bernhardt	December 1, 1999	3ABZ11
Ashley finally moves out into Sharon and Johnny's apartment, but then Pete's grandfather Charlie moves in. Berg takes him to the hospital for a check-up and discovers he has a liver problem and therefore only 6 months to live. Johnny accidentally walks in on Ashley while she is getting dressed and becomes embarrassed. Sharon finds this hilarious until she realizes that she wishes Johnny was still taken by surprise when he sees her naked.
46	11	"A Moving Script"	Gail Mancuso	Pat Bullard	December 8, 1999	3ABZ12
Sharon and Johnny move to the basement because it's cheaper but when Sharon discovers that Johnny has over 23 thousand dollars in the bank she wants to stay. Johnny refuses to go back up because he says that that's his life savings and that he wants to buy a house. Ashley gets a new roommate but Berg scares him away to get even at her for scaring away a nurse he was trying to get a phone number from. Pete is afraid to pick up a package that came in the mail for him because Irene is holding it for him.
47	12	"Out with the Old"	Gail Mancuso	Mike Larsen	December 15, 1999	3ABZ13
Berg treats Robert Goulet for an ear infection. When Goulet learns that he cannot fly to the destination where he is doing a gig, Berg seizes the opportunity to get him to sing at Ashley's New Year's Eve party. But Berg has to work that night, so he swaps with another doctor whom Ashley has a crush on. She thinks he did it intentionally. Johnny tries to get out of a romantic evening with Sharon to hear Robert sing saying that his late grandfather used to sit him on his lap when he was a kid and play some of Goulet's songs. Pete invites Irene to the party and she surprises him by acting normal. He even starts to fancy her, but Goulet moves in on his gal before he can get anywhere with her. To be a nice guy, Berg goes back to the hospital and swaps back his shift with the English doctor that Ashley likes. Ashley goes to the hospital to thank him and they end up having sex on a hospital bed.
48	13	"Bridesmaid Revisited"	Michael Lembeck	Barry Wernick	January 5, 2000	3ABZ09
Sharon and Ashley get drunk and in her drunken stupor Sharon asks Ashley to be one of her bridesmaids, but regrets it when sober. Pete, Johnny and Berg go to a laundromat/bar. Pete tries to meet a woman but blows it. Johnny uses fake quarters and gets caught. Berg gets his clothes stolen.
49	14	"The Monitor Story"	Leonard R. Garner Jr.	Donald Beck & Vince Calandra	January 19, 2000	3ABZ15
Sharon and Johnny discover a hidden room in their apartment, which contains a TV monitor that is hooked up to every apartment in the building. They quickly become glued to the screens, enjoying watching their friends when they think no-one else is looking. Sharon sees it as an opportunity to meddle in other people's lives. Berg and Ashley get back in the dating swing, but only to make each other jealous. Irene is stealing items that belong to Pete, and Sharon fears she may be dangerous.
50	15	"The Wedding Dress"	Leonard R. Garner Jr.	Rick Wiener & Kenny Schwartz	January 26, 2000	3ABZ14
Pete searches for a woman he slept with only to find out she's getting married and he was her last one night stand. Ashley gets her arm stuck in the garbage disposal while trying to fix it herself and has to be nice to Johnny so he will help her. Berg comes to the realisation that he will never have a successful relationship, while Sharon goes shopping for wedding dress on sale.
51	16	"A Rookie Script"	Michael Lembeck	Casey Johnson & David E. Windsor	February 9, 2000	3ABZ16
Sharon and Johnny have a yard sale to try to get some money together. Pete gets angry with Johnny for selling him a broken toaster. Berg gets jealous when Ashley starts dating baseball superstar Nomar Garciaparra and Pete becomes starstruck and fawning all over Nomar. Sharon is organising a bachelor auction to raise money for the children's hospital and when he hears that Nomar has signed up to do it, Berg enters as a chance to compete with him. When things do not go well at the auction, Berg starts drinking and ends up making a fool out of himself.
52	17	"Feast or Fireman"	Ted Wass	Paige Bernhardt & Liz Sagal	February 16, 2000	3ABZ17
Everyone at the hospital is making fun of Berg for his actions at the bachelor auction so he tries to regain their respect by working non-stop. People are particularly impressed when there is a situation in the hospital and Berg remains on top of it. However, he makes a serious mistake in his over-tired state and almost kills a patient. In an effort to do more rewarding activities, Sharon volunteers to read to children at the hospital but ends up becoming a patient herself. Pete becomes a volunteer fireman but is subject to the pranks the other firemen play on him.
53	18	"Once Again from the Beginning"	Ted Wass	Story by: Kenny Schwartz Teleplay by: Stevie Ray Fromstein & Rick Wiener	March 8, 2000	3ABZ18
Pete and Ashley get mugged while waiting for the subway, Sharon and Johnny have trouble writing their wedding vows, Berg is afraid he might screw up at the hospital again when he's called in to replace a sick doctor and Irene's dad visits.
54	19	"War Stories"	Michael Lembeck	Jennifer Celotta	March 22, 2000	3ABZ20
Pete, Berg and Johnny share bad stories about women.
55	20	"Two Guys, a Girl and a Bachelorette"	Michael Lembeck	Story by: Rick Wiener Teleplay by: Stevie Ray Fromstein & Kenny Schwartz	March 29, 2000	3ABZ22
It's nearing the wedding and Johnny is having his bachelor party so Berg arranges for him, Pete and Sharon to hang out at O'Malley's, their favourite bar from college. However Berg is upset when Johnny leaves his bachelor party early and crashes their night. Also, the guys at the firehouse convince Pete that Marti is interested in him, causing him to begin to realize his own feelings for her.
56	21	"Love Shack"	Gail Mancuso	Barry Wernick	April 5, 2000	3ABZ19
The guys at the firehouse find Pete's make-up bag and the fire chief asks Pete to give his daughter a makeover. In hopes of getting off probation at the hospital Berg lends his apartment to his superior so she can take a nap, but she ends up having an affair instead. Berg rats her out to her superior, who in turn wants to use the apartment for the same reason. Sharon throws a hospital fundraiser tea party in Pete and Berg's apartment on the same night, but Berg's superior's superior shows up first and thinks that she's running a prostitution ring.
57	22	"Another Moving Script"	Ted Wass	Pat Bullard	April 12, 2000	3ABZ23
Johnny's friend Shawn shows up pregnant and Sharon cannot hide her jealousy when Johnny offers to be her Lamaze partner. They get into a fight were Johnny admits he feels neglected by Sharon while she does her charity work. Berg meets Marti at the hospital and unaware she is Pete's co-worker asks her out. This causes Pete to realize his feelings for Marti and despite telling Berg to go out with her, becomes jealous and ruins their date. Meanwhile Germ is trying to track down who has been stealing hospital supplies.
58	23	"The Undercard" (Part 1)	Michael Lembeck	Vince Calandra	April 19, 2000	3ABZ21
Sharon and Johnny get joint checking accounts but Johnny is annoyed when Sharon makes all the important choices. Pete is anxiously waiting to hear whether he has been accepted into fireman boot camp. When Marti finds out she has got in, Pete can only think about himself rather than being pleased for her. Berg feels like his life is going nowhere and becomes depressed. Looking to cheer himself up, he goes to visit his parents only to find out that his father no longer lives there. To be continued...
59	24	"El Matrimonio Loco" (Part 2)	Leonard R. Garner Jr.	Kevin Abbott & Donald Beck	April 26, 2000	3ABZ24
After her huge fight with Johnny, Sharon cancels the wedding. However, they make up and realize they need to get married before they chicken out so Irene throws them a wedding on the roof of the building. Pete and Berg are fighting as Pete gets ready to head off to fireman boot camp and Pete and Marti decide to be together. At the wedding, Berg seeks comfort in the arms of someone most unexpected.

External links

• List of Two Guys and a Girl episodes at the Internet Movie Database
• List of Two Guys and a Girl season 3 episodes at TV.com
• Two Guys and a Girl at epguides.com